A huge amount of douche bags who want to attempt to kick your ass, not caring if it is five on one or 6 on one. A shitstorm of douche bags usually pile out of their respective douche canoes(usually an SUV bought and paid for by their parents) and attempt to beat, intimidate, or physically dismantle the opposition.
by scottyvoorhees February 6, 2015
Get the shitstorm of douchebagsmug. (n) When all the lanes of a given road, particularly an expressway/highway/freeway, are occupied with drivers who are driving too slow, typically slower than the speed limit.
by iamderricksdefinition June 18, 2012
Get the douchebag roadblockmug. A douchebag wannabe, a douchebag in training. One that follows a certified, card carrying, journeyman douchebag, picking up on all the tricks and general douchebaggery, in effort to fulfill his journey into full fledged douchebagism.
Joe: That Justin, although still a pud-whack, Is getting pretty douchey.
Carl: Yeah I hear he's a Douchebags Apprentice. He's been hanging with a real Douchebag lately, so it's bound to rub off.
Carl: Yeah I hear he's a Douchebags Apprentice. He's been hanging with a real Douchebag lately, so it's bound to rub off.
by Bubba Ganush November 1, 2012
Get the Douchebags Apprenticemug. by Homer Riley June 27, 2014
Get the douchebag smilemug. A self-absorbed narcissistic individual in the upper echelons of management of major corporations with a grand sense of entitlement with little or no use for subordinates unless they can further his/her career or bonus. These people love to hear themselves talk and lack listening skills. They surround themselves with sycophants that can be characterized as executive douchebag wannabe's.
The CEO proved he was an executive douchebag by always finding a business reason to submit an expense report for fine dining or taking a flight.
by Mr Zabava August 26, 2014
Get the Executive douchebagmug. The act of spraying oneself with body spray in lieu of an actual shower. Though not exclusive to males prevalence among females is lacking.
Tim: "Oh Jesus Christ I can't breathe!"
Mike: "That's because Jon's Douchebag Shower taking ass is fumigating the place!"
Mike: "That's because Jon's Douchebag Shower taking ass is fumigating the place!"
by FriarChicken October 12, 2011
Get the Douchebag Showermug. by WordPro32425 November 10, 2016
Get the Douchebag Daymug.