To be doomed is to be the guy that never gets any pussy. This is the type of guy you know when you go out this man is not taking a chick home with him whether he wants to or not. Everyone usually feels bad for the doomed guy and tries to help him get some ass, but they usually just run away or yell at you for trying to help. Common doomers usually tell you to stop being weird or that you’re not funny when you’re trying to help them get some poon, meanwhile you’re fighting for the good will of their life. One of the last things you want to be is doomed.
Person 1: Yo did he close with that chick he was talking to at the bar.
Person 2: Nah he talked to her for 5 minutes and then watched the Yankees game in the corner for the rest of the night.
Person 1: What’s his problem why does he never try to get some ass?
Person 2: He’s just a doomed motherfucker, there’s no helping this guy.
Person 2: Nah he talked to her for 5 minutes and then watched the Yankees game in the corner for the rest of the night.
Person 1: What’s his problem why does he never try to get some ass?
Person 2: He’s just a doomed motherfucker, there’s no helping this guy.
by astank5 May 2, 2023
Get the Doomedmug. by BurnoutBiker October 7, 2020
Get the doctor doommug. by church of eg January 19, 2021
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Get the Doommug. Loosing your self confidence,motivation after a serious of unfortunate events and treating yourself badly until commiting rage quit from life.
My gf broke up with me, my collage broke up with me, my friend broke up with me. I feel like I am in mental doom
by Azagth February 22, 2020
Get the Mental doommug. Megamind Vs The Doom Syndacite, the worst movie in existence
*Its February 1st 2024*
Person: You know Megamind?
Person 2: yeah, what a good movie man
Person: well, they released a trailer for a sequel and a SHOW. Its called "Megamind Vs The Doom Syndicate" and the show is called "Megamind Rules!"
Person 2: Wow! I wonder how a sequel would work for Megamind
Person: I don't know, lets watch it.
*after watching it*
Person 2: What...did....they...do...to....MEGAMIND!
*people look at Person 2 while walking away*
Person 2: humanity is doomed.
*Its February 1st 2024*
Person: You know Megamind?
Person 2: yeah, what a good movie man
Person: well, they released a trailer for a sequel and a SHOW. Its called "Megamind Vs The Doom Syndicate" and the show is called "Megamind Rules!"
Person 2: Wow! I wonder how a sequel would work for Megamind
Person: I don't know, lets watch it.
*after watching it*
Person 2: What...did....they...do...to....MEGAMIND!
*people look at Person 2 while walking away*
Person 2: humanity is doomed.
by Megamind2isbad May 9, 2024
Get the Megamind vs The Doom Syndacitemug.