Douchebag Day

Gym day when you just do arms and chest, weights only, no cardio.

Amit had a douchebag day yesterday so his arms are looking hench.

by WordPro32425 November 10, 2016

Consti-douchebag

An individual who routinely confuses the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence when arguing about political matters.

Fred: America is totally a Christian nation! I mean, the Constitution talks about our "Creator", after all!

Jack: You're thinking of the Declaration of Independence, you Consti-douchebag.

by Peejkayne October 10, 2011

shitstorm of douchebags

A huge amount of douche bags who want to attempt to kick your ass, not caring if it is five on one or 6 on one. A shitstorm of douche bags usually pile out of their respective douche canoes(usually an SUV bought and paid for by their parents) and attempt to beat, intimidate, or physically dismantle the opposition.

A shitstorm of douchebags attempted to wail on me outside of McDonald's

by scottyvoorhees February 6, 2015

Douchebag Shower

The act of spraying oneself with body spray in lieu of an actual shower. Though not exclusive to males prevalence among females is lacking.

Tim: "Oh Jesus Christ I can't breathe!"
Mike: "That's because Jon's Douchebag Shower taking ass is fumigating the place!"

by FriarChicken October 12, 2011

Executive douchebag

A self-absorbed narcissistic individual in the upper echelons of management of major corporations with a grand sense of entitlement with little or no use for subordinates unless they can further his/her career or bonus. These people love to hear themselves talk and lack listening skills. They surround themselves with sycophants that can be characterized as executive douchebag wannabe's.

The CEO proved he was an executive douchebag by always finding a business reason to submit an expense report for fine dining or taking a flight.

by Mr Zabava August 26, 2014

douchebag smile

When someone smiles all the time like a douchebag.

Look at that railroad welder cheesing!
I know I hate that douchebag smile!

by Homer Riley June 27, 2014

douchebag roadblock

(n) When all the lanes of a given road, particularly an expressway/highway/freeway, are occupied with drivers who are driving too slow, typically slower than the speed limit.

Goddammit! I'm going to be late for work because of this douchebag roadblock!

by iamderricksdefinition June 18, 2012