Dominics Law

There are no women on the internet.

Anyone who claims to be a woman is really a man.
Anyone who claims to be a man is really a boy
Anyone who claims to be a boy is really a girl.
Anyone who claims to be a girl is really a Police officer.

"Hey man i just met this great chick on the internet." "dude don't you watch TV she's probably a guy!" -Dominics Law

by xvjfxvzf February 12, 2009

Doin Thangs

The name of rapper Big Bear's debut (and only) album. The cover features Big Bear with his grizzly bear homies, drinking honey and smoking cigars, with two bear body guards behind him. The album itself sucks but the art is very memorable.

Big Bear's "Doin Thangs" is the rap album of 1998.

by DoinThangs December 19, 2008

doin it

Someone who is on top of his game.

Did you see that kid dance, yo he's doin it.

by Dominic October 2, 2003

How you doin?

A quite funny pick-up line often used by joey from friends when he sees a women he likes.

A hot women walks past Joey
Joey: *sees a women he likes* walks up to her 'How you doin?"

by HabDan January 3, 2009

Dominic Discount

When your close friend works at an establishment and never gives you a break on anything you buy. This is made worse if you have just treated him and his date to an expensive dinner the night before.

X: Lets go play some golf at the place your buddy works.
Y: Glad to, but dont expect him to take care of us, the only discount he ever gives his friends is the Dominic Discount.

by PotRight June 26, 2010

Dominance dump

An act of supreme authority. The deed is performed by taking a shit directly in front of the person you are aiming to assert your dominance over. Complete eye contact must be maintained during the entire process.

My shitty boss wouldn't give me a raise so I went right into his office, shut the door behind me and took a dominance dump right on his desk.

by yourMa September 11, 2015

dominant dom

in sc4, mr nyoni's classroom, dominique fisted ludo oliver's arsehole with her long fingernails scraping to the depths of his shitty anus, scooping out delicious chocolate ice cream which she licked right off her fingers. he loved dominique...

dominique: oH yeah ludo
ludo: uh uh dominant dOM

by domwithadick January 28, 2018