Jackett Disease

#1. The art of being so bored that you end up chewing off your own shirt for something to do.

Today in class i had Jackett Disease so now im shirtless!

by anal vibrations August 25, 2010

Gabe Disease

Get Corona and be trapped in the gulag

I went to work and got Gabe Disease

by YAAAYEEET April 8, 2020

nick disease

when you see the jonas brothers and nick jonas sneezes on you, you get nick disease.

*sneezes* oh no I think I got the nick disease.

by evevevvevevevevevveveve December 20, 2019

Foamers Disease

A person who froths at the mouth over a pit bull attack!

BSL advocates have foamers disease every time there is a pit bull attack!

by perfectdescription October 31, 2013

diseased pecker

pecker the has been harmfully abused and/or been in someguys butt.

Dude, you have a diseased pecker.

by ricky steve September 30, 2006

Ballzheimer's Disease

When a man hasn't had sex in such a long time that he forgets what vagina is like.

Dude, I have been on such a dry spell. I've got Ballzheimer's disease.

by Otown Zanman September 2, 2011

Leprechaun Disease

Leprechaun disease is where you turn short and grow a ginger beard. Suddenly, out of nowhere, small green clothes and green hats will appear in your wardrobe. You can catch this disease in many ways! The most common way is if a person named Amber bites you. Beware my friends! BEWARE!!

Man 1: He has leprechaun disease!
Man 2: I know! He's small with a ginger beard! And green clothes! And a green hat! zOmg!

by TheUltimateVampireNinja April 10, 2009