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mischa barton diet

Snorting a line of cocaine off of a penis before performing oral sex.
Wow, that girl just did the Mischa Barton diet in the back of the club!
by MeSoCorny July 3, 2008
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Mary-Kate Diet

A diet wherein you don't ingest anything at all.
The Ethiopan people are on the Mary-Kate Diet.
by Drama_King January 24, 2008
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Wal*Mart Diet

A diet that is popular with Walmart workers due to the fact that they can no longer afford to feed themselves
"I've lost 60lbs due to the Wal*Mart Diet!" --- True story btw
by Dukem360 January 21, 2011
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Chicken and Broccoli Diet

Codeword for gear, aka steroids, TRT, etc. within the fitness industry.

Diet fed to the masses by fake nattys to keep the masses looking beta. Real men eat steak and eggs.
Chicken and Broccoli Diet

"Fred got shredded and put on 40 pounds of muscle for his new role as an action hero by eating only chicken and broccoli and using the ab decimator machine 3x per week."
by kalton May 5, 2022
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diet coke hair

1. Girls with nasty, thinning hair. Also applicable to guys with long hair.

- Can be straight, curly and any color.

- Short and fat people usually, but can be any size and shape.

2. Crusty, dry, thinning hair (Albert Einstein looking hair)

3. Most commonly found on brownish girls with thin, balding, dry, medium-longish hair, but can be applicable to people of any color.

4. People who actually put diet coke in their hair.
"That girl be wearing weave cuz she got that diet coke hair"
"She fine but she got that diet coke hair"
"That nigga Big Mike put diet coke in his hair!"
by matt 10isking December 31, 2017
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thicc diet coke

The largest size diet coke you can find that comes from a FOUNTAIN soda machine. NOT from that stupid freestyle machine - MUST BE from a CLASSICC fountain. This is the best beverage to QUENCH your thirst on a low-calorie budget.
I need a thicc diet coke, let's go to McDonald's.
by tdaffy November 2, 2018
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French model diet

A person that only drinks wine and smokes cigarettes. Because smoking kills your appetite.
by Ricky bricklayer December 1, 2020
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