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Seal Cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold, wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
“Things were getting spicy… until he Seal Cuffed me. I haven’t trusted a wetsuit since.”
by TableFerret May 2, 2025
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Seal cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
He whispered something about loving marine life, and before I knew it, I got Seal Cuffed.
by TableFerret May 2, 2025
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Culture Cuffer

Somebody that is over protective and selfish with a particular culture, and is not willing to compromise or share & celebrate it with those they deem unworthy, despite their motives.
"Man, idk how dude can say Eminem can't be a GOAT because Hip-Hop was started by black people and therefore he can't be at the highest level of the culture." - Guy 1

"That's like saying Tiger Woods can't be a GOAT or Golf because it was created by white people!" - Guy 2

"Just ignore dude's ignorant ass, he a goddamn "Culture Cuffer."" - Guy 1
by BossWithThaSauce January 20, 2026
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Meat Cuffs

When you stick both your hands up an obese person's ass before they sit in a chair. Their massive amounts of fat locking your hands in place
Tom: "Yo John, my girl wanted to try meat cuffs"
John: "How'd it go?"
Tom: " My ass hurts."
by MassiveBallCock March 3, 2026
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snatchcuff [snatch cuff]

when a chick is fist deep in another girls snatch & wearing it like handcuffs...hence the word snatchcuff
'i'm A snatchcuff snatch cuff ...was fist deep in some chicks spadge'
by whiskey fingers January 15, 2009
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snatchcuff [snatch cuff]

when a chick is fist deep in another girls snatch & wearing it like handcuffs...hence the word snatchcuff
'i'm A snatchcuff snatch cuff ...was fist deep in some chicks spadge'
by whiskey fingers January 15, 2009
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Bust N' Cuff

When a guy cums inside a fine girl with the intentions of getting her pregnant that way she will have to stay with him.
Dude, Adriana Lima is so fine, if I ever get to fuck then you know I'm gonna Bust N' Cuff.
by Allthemgains November 14, 2015
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