Cum Cracker

A cracker made of cum

Would you like a dick biscuit or a cum cracker??

by Occulta September 8, 2010

Sand Cracker

A slur used to describe people with middle eastern origin, usually used in a racist way.

Black boy: Look at that sand cracker over there!

by Tr89 October 1, 2011

soggy crackers

A game usually played at a party or in the locker room. A group of guys encircle a cracker or pile of crushed crackers (usually saltines) and ejaculate on it. The one who cums last or cums the least has to eat the soggy crackers.

Whenever I play soggy crackers, all I can think about is your mom, so I end up having to eat the pile, with a spoon.

by Calvin Hobbes September 16, 2006

crackerism

Honky stuff. You know, like mayonnaise and soccer practice.

The now-defunct Neo-nazi Bot promoted crackerism.

by A Pittance April 29, 2005

Christ on a fucking cracker

Used as an outburst of anger or frustration, or as an exclamation. Often used to refer to weed, or the weather.

Mr. Wiggles takes a huge hit of marijuana and then is unable to hold in the smoke, coughing and choking.
He would say afterwards, "Christ on a fucking cracker!" referring to the smoke.

or

Mr. Wiggles steps outside to get a breath of fresh air.
He would say, "Christ on a fucking cracker it's cold out!"

by its_tator November 6, 2006

Crackerfucker

a person who has sex with white people

Many racists are crackerfuckers, but not all crackerfuckers are racist. I once met a very nice crackerfucker.

by XxitsmelodiexX February 13, 2009

Ape cracker

-Kind of like blowing up on someone and it's a nicer way of saying ape sh**.

I will go ape cracker on his ass.

Don't go ape cracker! Calm down and cool off.

by Ape Woman May 22, 2011