crab mustard

When you're about to nut so you lift up your hoe's wig and cum on her bald cap and put her wig back on.

I just gave this dirty hoe a crab mustard.

by Crab masta January 2, 2017

ribbit crabs

a term for frogs used by blonde females under the influence of marijuana

"dammit, when are those ribbit crabs ever going to stop??"

by k.a.p. December 14, 2008

finger crab

Finger crab - A small cluster or singular wart which appears on ones digit after fingerslamming his mucky missus.

Keith: What's that on your finger?

Adam: Oh mate, I fingerslammed that mucky piece from the club the other night and now i've got the finger crab

by fingerslammer December 17, 2013

Big Crab

A fucking crab fuck you crab

Look at that fucking Big Crab

by LDH333 June 18, 2020

Full Crab

To go full crab is to go all out while drinking. Think of it as an overdrive mode. Inspired by Jackie Chan's crab-based drinking game in Shanghai Noon.

"I'm so hungover today. I went full crab last night: spent £80, got kicked out of the club for trying to attack the bouncer with my imaginary pincers and woke up spooning a traffic cone."

by gstark November 28, 2012

cleavage crab

Cleavage crab: A crab coming for your tatas

"Why is that cleavage crab staring at my boobs? oh hello crab are you enjoying my boobs? good for you!"

by creature_with_one_eye December 6, 2015

Crab Daddy

The fuckiest fuck of all fuckboys.

That nigga think he a pimp, but he just a Crab Daddy.

by Apollyon83 October 13, 2023