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Zoo Cougar

A woman in her late-thirties/early forties who finds herself single after several years of marriage (ususally not of her own choosing) who has no idea that men find her attractive, esp. younger men or 'cougar bait.' Her years in 'captivity' have stripped her of her ability to flirt and land men, even when they 'lay at her feet, like a deer baring it's neck'
"OMG, I can't get that chick's attention"

"She's a Zoo Cougar"

"Oh"
Zoo Cougar by notacougar70 April 22, 2010
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nana cougar 

The older woman friend who hangs out with actual cougars, often to make them look younger by comparison.
Wes was cougar hunting but kept getting blocked by the nana cougar.
nana cougar by Attenborough April 22, 2010

Swanky cougar 

A cougar or a majestic feline that is swanky. They could be ugly AF but they might be very swank. ✌🏻
Brooke: He’s sure swanky!!
Courtney: Yeah and as graceful as a cat....
Brooke: We should call him a swanky cougar

Courtney: For short.... swanky coug.

Pre Cougar 

Pre Cougar is a hot chick between 32 - 34 that dates younger men. A women working on here cougar game so she can hit the ground running when she hits cougar status

The minor league for upcoming cougar super stars
Guy 1: How old is that Brady McElaney chick.
Guy 2: Like 33
Guy 1: Man she is such a pre cougar
Pre Cougar by Zturner68 October 13, 2011

Future cougar

A person who when reaches age of 70 likes younger men.
Wow, joeys girlfriend looks like a future cougar
Future cougar by Sid3848573 May 19, 2022

Spicy Cougar

A classic Cornell beverage, consisting of a double shot of spiced rum and Sprite. Variations include the "Frisky Cougar" which replaces Sprite with Fresca and the "Power Cougar" which uses pineapple juice over Sprite.

Any drink can be made a "Coug" as long as the base liquor is rum and the primary adjective uses the first letter of the mixer used in the drink. See above for examples.

Cougs must be made with spiced rum, NEVER clear rum.
"It's a good thing I had about 10 spicy cougars pregame otherwise I never would have scored them digits"
Spicy Cougar by Steve-o Hall December 15, 2008

Copy Cougar 

Adj.; = to copy cat, but to the extreme.
Such as, but not limited to, Using the same condoms as a friend.
Buying the same car with the same rims as someone you know. Stealing a word made up by someone on urban dictionary. With the name of Halrlreins. Copy Cougar

Copy Cougar by Harris A. October 24, 2008