Communism

A mental disorder

"Communism works. The Holodomor wasn't a genocide, but the Kulaks deserved it."

by Cynical Corgi February 2, 2022

Social-communism

Ideology systematically developed by Spanish politicians Pedro Sánchez and Pablo Iglesias involving a synthesis of socialism, communism, and separatism. Other unique elements of the ideology include a fondness for taxpayer-funded private airplane rides and ostentatious housing (often referred to by the more convenient name of "ponytail's crib").

- Will you be voting for Pedro Sánchez next elections?
- No, I refuse to support social-communism.

by Jalapeño October 22, 2020

communist uncle

Menstral period.

"Good news: I'm not pregnant! Bad news: My communist uncle is in town."

by coftus December 23, 2014

Communist elmo

A guy with a strangely large penis.
He is quite a odd fellow and is a youtuber, he has rivals such as Panda , Breezy , and Crush

He owns an unturned server called sky RP huh, what a guy

Communist elmo slapped Panda in the balls

by Snowy Testicle January 28, 2018

Communist Randy

Communist Randy is a type of person who immerses himself into the communist ideology yet worships an elder being.

Friend one: “bro your such a Communist Randy”
Friend two: “ok”

by Swildoe September 25, 2021

communisim

the best form of government despite what everyone thinks. it has been taken advantage of by people who are all a son of a BITCH and have no dick but a ton of money. on paper though communisim is the best.

communisim is the best in theory

by DUDE 15 April 1, 2022

A Communist's Sickle

The painful boner of a person who originally thought masturbating back to back was a good a idea who instantly regrets their decision from the painful boner that they can't get rid of. Realizing that masturbating THIS effectively was only good in theory.

Guy 1: So how was last night?

Guy 2: Not good man. She blue-balled me so I went home and ended up getting a Communist's Sickle.

by Rasputin's Dirty Laundry February 17, 2014