Colorado Cracker

When you just finished off a bag of a saltine cracker and you got crumbs on your hands and proceed to finger your girl.

I just finished off the bag and she was horny so I gave her a Colorado cracker

by MaZZ_hubb July 9, 2017

Colorado Twinkie

While performing anal intercourse, the receiver begins to defecate as the penetrator reaches orgasm, filling the log of fecal matter with semen, forming a semen filled fecal log, the "Twinkie"

We were doing anal and she started shitting on my dick, I couldn't help but give her a Colorado Twinkie

by Creamytatertot September 28, 2017

colorado puppy tail

When you are getting her from behind and stuff her ponytail in her ass with your dick

I grabbed her hair and gave her a Colorado puppy tail last night.

by Whitemike247 May 18, 2018

codriver

Where the passenger in the front of a car sucks the wang of the driver.. taking some of the load off the driver.

Charlotte insisted that she was the best "codriver" in the room.

by El.gingero March 4, 2018

Colorado musk

The smell of marijuana.

When someone makes a comment about the odor.

"It's just my colone. It's called Colorado musk.

by Steeveeveee October 23, 2018

Colorblindism

Segregating someone on the basis of colorblindness on what they can see.

Examples of Colorblindism
"Hey Aaron I bet you can't see this color ."

"You are practically blind and can't see straight."
"What color is this?"

by Blackfire13579 November 13, 2018

CodeRage

The fury which shoots pain from behind your right eyeball through your entire cerebrum, shorting-out all higher functions and leaving one to rely on the "lizard brain" reflexes, like the fight or flight instinct. Not all cerebral-visual anger-pains fall into the category of CodeRage, so diagnosis is made based on the situation which elicits the symptoms. Only the logic-numbing frustration of computer coding malfunctions instigate this particular agony. Treatment involves avoiding light from computer monitors and anger management therapy. In some cases, the patient and his or her computer may need therapy to overcome their differences. In any case, it isn't the codes fault. You probably forgot some tiny punctuation mark, somewhere.

I was having a nerdtastic day, when my CSS ate my Javascript and I punched my monitor from a painspasm of CodeRage.

by TwistedNoggin January 10, 2019