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coconut baby

coconut baby ~ hor factory ~ a joke about Mēsōians from a far away book tale system Galaxy for abusing stories out of people in foreign galaxies.

A term used by a witch who wanted to overthrow the kingdom of heaven after she, from a sophisticated and mostly highly intelligent civilization, wanted to marry God and have the high angel man God's kids. She removed from her people's Good Book, using her abortion as emotional fuel and abuse as money from hokin women as a bank, that God can lie or be a trickster to save lost Souls, this planet is covered in bookworms with the same idea, and the deceivers among them decide who lives and who dies.

How so? She wrote a book and try to turn it into reality after being made fun of. It's not exactly the Irish. The elders of that Galaxy Lobos abusively look for a similar races to be oculz leaders too. The old story jumpstarts the nuke pizza planets and is reseeded with that story. Dancing poop writing words from injested life. A beast.
The coconut baby was swaddled in coconut until she agreed to leave her "pig fat" DNA behind.
by sinrlifemattrs October 15, 2025
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COCONUT

when guy have bushy armpit
Jun: Yo! Smell my coconut! Hmm~~~ It's very sweaty and curly and extra long
Jin: Sure ofcourse *Smells* *blushes*
by COCONUTMASTER February 12, 2025
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Coconut Skull

The coconut skull king hit a 50kg 18y.o after drinking a carton of beer
by GregoryPavlov May 20, 2023
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Coconut Malled

(Verb) The action to play the Coconut Mall music at others.

aka Nintendo rickrolling.
I just Coconut Malled someone online!
by beluga the suzzi cat June 4, 2023
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Coconut

A hairy milk carton the comes from a tree
"A coconut has milk but it doesn't have nipples, which means it's not a mammal, it's a hairy milk carton from a tree"
by AshadowX June 10, 2023
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Coconut

A Black Woman that sleeps with Men
She just wants his coconut to have a mixed Baby!
by King Renzo June 22, 2023
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Coconut Shy

When you poop out a load of hard nuggets into a bowl and take in turns to throw them at your girl's spread legs until one goes inside her vagina.
Blake: ughhh damn I was bearing down hard for a whole hour there, got at least 10 nuggets...

Crystal: mmm, you thinking what I'm thinking?

Blake: Throw my shit at you while you lie there naked with your legs spread until one goes in?

Crystal: You get the bowl, I'll get the plastic sheets

Blake: I love going to the coconut shy with my girl
by Cotch killer February 26, 2023
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