Swamp Cooler

A cold wet rag applied to the vaginal region post coitus.

Guy: Wow, that was some hot sex!
Girl: My lady bits are on fire! Grab me a swamp cooler!

by SugarShaker September 8, 2017

the cooler daniel

it's a meme and,i laugh at that freaking shitty meme,and you know that meme is not cringe like jackapaul,and the cooler daniel is daniel but cooler not a plagiat

the cooler daniel:hey
daniel:who are you and why you like look me?

the cooler daniel:sorry for being cooler than you

daniel:you freaking shit

by achoman/powdahoo/hrman February 11, 2022

Hawaiian wonder cooler

When a person is kicked in the balls until his ball/balls explode. (Testicular torsion) lol not any where close to the true meaning but it's funny. This happened to me, the wife named this
For me... TP

I was kicked in the balls, that bitch gave me a Hawaiian wonder cooler.

by T-ball January 31, 2014

Cholesterol Hero

Whenever a ridiculously obese person is playing (or perhaps attempting to play) the game Guitar Hero. He or she may think that playing it may actually lower his or her cholesterol level.

-"Gee I wonder if anyone even gets a workout at the arcade."
-"Maybe cholesterol hero over there."
-"Aw dude I don't even want to look!"

by acrestare July 7, 2011

clam choder

the residue left behind on a woman's vagina (clam) after fucking a man with a lot of chode cheese.

Man, we was runnin' a tip-drill on this skeezer, left her full of clam choder so her boyfriend could have dinner!

by 6killah9 October 5, 2008

Yooper Cooler

A Yooper Cooler is an ingenious device first devised by the native peoples of Michigan's Upper Peninsula. The 'First People' of The Big North Woods first used it as a way of preserving food during the long winter months, now they are constructed as a economical way for Yoopers to keep their PBR cold.

The Yooper Cooler is constructed with a large pile of snow packed down and frozen by the UP's freezing temps. Shelves are constructed inside for accomidation of beer, bier, lager, ales, IPAs, Dopplebocks, and Pilsners. Many variations can be found throught Big Snow Country, and generally vary based on region, culture, and BAC at time of construction.

Not to be confused with the inferior Canadian Refrigerator. Which is a similar yet completely flawed version, just like the country it shares its name with.

Toivo-"Whats that big pile of snow outside?"
Aino- " Oh thats the Yooper Cooler, eh."
Toivo-"So youse guys biult one already dis winter,hey"
Aino- "Oh yea. Dountcha knowse its gonna be a big snow year"

Ray- " Whats that? Your Canadian Refrigerator outside"
John-" No way Hose Head!" "thats a Yooper Cooler, Hooser!"

by midwestshred December 11, 2009

Choder

Someone who is fat and short. Usually people who have bastard children.

Tim is such a fucking choder.

by Mr. Merica' December 20, 2012