cannell

Overall awesome. Usually in the streets as a hipster. Nice, amazing person who wants to help people out. Is somewhat Christian, gives the best rides in the world. Usually cuter than most guys. Adorable and is nerdy and obsessed with comics and action figures. A great convincing public figure.

I met a real cannell today, I scored big time!

I hope doctor cannell gives me his special treatment.

He's such a fucking cannell , he takes all the girls.

I can't belive what a cannell day this has been! I'm so happy.

by Lolisballsinmymouth. September 6, 2016

Ceanelle

If your name is Ceanelle then you should ask a boy named Carson put on a date.

Ceanelle is very good at valorant.

by Anonymous relationship guru November 21, 2021

cancelled

This idiotic generation that i am apart of uses Cancel Culture as a way to receive attention, praise, and validation. To be cancelled or to cancel someone essentially means to end your/their career and give them a bad reputation amongst peers and such, ultimately resulting in 12 year olds hopping on the bandwagon and hate train to seem cool. For example, over the past two or so years, dumbasses have tried to cancel like Billie Eilish, Eminem, etc. i want these people to realize that they look silly trying to cancel signed celebs .If eminem angers you, who cares? you dont matter that much to the overall affect of his/her audience therefore you should keep quiet because you are being really lame. You also cannot cancel someone because of their political beliefs. grow up. you arent gonna go to a PTA meeting oneday and be like oh shit i dont like the principal of my kids school because he wont give me money and then "CANCEL" him. its stupid. yall should learn to grow up and live in real societies instead of sitting on tiktok all day , live your own life and respect others. read a book. I suggest twilight and the rest of the books in the saga after that. LOL. people tried to cancel billie eilish for queerbaiting?????? she has the right to be gay one day and straight the next. like mind yalls own biz fr. this is a generally informative post warning the world not to be pussyhoes. okay. bye. for now.....this is NOT hate speech i support lgbtq and people in general im just saying .

eminem is cancelled. eff that bozo...

by effcancelculturebruh January 25, 2022

Chainedless

A cool Youtuber who makes roblox videos

Oh, Chainedless. He's a cool Youtuber.

by Chainedless December 31, 2021

Dork Channel

The phenomenon that occurs when two individuals are chatting online, thus defining themselves as dorks in that normal people have REAL conversations, and they type the exact same thing at the exact same time.

John: So what are you wearing?
Kathy: So what are you wearing?
John: OMG! We are on the Dork Channel!

by Kathy and John August 26, 2009

Weather Channel

Weather channeling is an easy, last-effort move used to get out of sleeping with someone when they're already in your bed:

Step 1: Once in bed, turn on The Weather Channel.
Step 2: Roll over and fall asleep without warning.
Step 3: If asked about this later, deny having used it as a technique by saying: a) "I barely remember it!" OR b) "I was just so tired!" Then quickly changing the subject.

Girl-"I can't believe you turned on the Weather Channel then fell asleep right when we got in bed!"
Josh-"Did I? Wow that's crazy, I barely remember it. Do you think I should shave my beard?"

by FoxTrap69 April 3, 2016

jacko cannell

Jacko Cannell is a midget who eats kangaroo for breakfast, lunch & dinner. he is a suck-up to the footy player Nathan Cleary who plays for the Penrith panthers. he play rugby and when he scores he dances like Michael Jackson. that's why his parents named him that. Jacko Cannell is a strawberry faced loser that has the Kung flu and thinks that every girls text is more dryer than his armpits just before his weekly showers. his brain cells are more dead than AdAm SaNDleRs beard and his celebration is a plain backflip. "we get it, you know how to do a backflip. you're good at showing off." he uses the same boring excuse "that's crazy and all but I don't remember asking." watch out for all the Jacko cannells out there, if you can even see them. his tiny body won't be able to survive if you step on him.

"what's that smell?"
"is it coming from the ground?"
"no it's just Jacko cannell"
"where is he? he is so small I can even see him"

by ella nilssssss April 13, 2020