crusty carnival

When screwing a girl you stick cornbread around your penis and proceed to have a girl give you a blowjob.

Damn last night i saw this sexy girl who looked hungry so i gave her a crusty carnival and she greatly appreciated it.

by bigdaddy32092 January 20, 2010

credit cardio

Giving your credit card a workout, by shopping for a lot of clothes or shoes

Some serious credit cardio was had at our Westfield Sydney shopping night

Australian Grazia magazine, April 18 2011

by kate6922 April 8, 2012

hand cardio

Masterbate. Gentler than full arm cardio
Girls prefer hand cardio to arm cardio.

Man. She was so hot I had to rush home for some quick hand cardio

by jumbojim888 June 12, 2016

Social carnivore

Someone who is hungry for and desperate for a social interaction with someone else.

Timmy - Greg won't stop asking me to hang out.

John - Its because he's a social carnivore Timmy.

by Your urban friend November 4, 2017

whore carnival

The bouquet of sexually festive bitches whose hobbies included bouncing on a whole lot of cock, that ones ex goes through.

"NO Jarred I don't want a front row seat at your whore carnival"

by Simplebloke November 9, 2017

exuberant cardio

Having sex; particularly high energy, athletic, sweaty, really-good-workout sex.

"Steve and James did some really exuberant cardio last night. We could hear them from downstairs."

"Hey, whatever burns your calories!"

by Doro's Mama June 13, 2018

Frankie Carino

A defective clone of Kim Jong un who plays wrestling and football.

I have Frankie Carino in no classes this year

by Koll May 13, 2018