Capitalism

An economic policy that is mostly hated by white, middle class teenagers who don't want to work.

Get a job and stop bitching about capitalism.

by david smith, jr. June 30, 2008

Capital Camps

The best Jewish sleep away camp ever!! The memories last forever and you feel the community everywhere.

I made so many amazing friends this summer at Capital Camps

by Kachowee August 17, 2019

Capitalist

A person who decides where the capital letters should be placed in a passage of text. Words that are not important, like "Jesus" "God" and "Bible" do not deserve the capital letters and therefore this capitalist is a dictator capital letter-ist.

RS teacher: Where is the capital letters in "Jesus"
Jimmy: I am a capitalist! They don't deserve my capitals!!!

by Coca cola addict March 12, 2021

Capital G God

Capital G God is a distinction for the Judeo Christian god. It’s used when there’s a conversation about multiple deities or religions to avoid any confusion.

Me: the Olympian gods have done some messed up stuff. Oh crap... I shouldn’t have said that. I’m about to get hit by lightning.
Friend: God wouldn’t do that.
Me: I meant the gods, not Capital G God.

by Queenie’s Girl February 5, 2021

capitonoff

A last name meaning "royal" or "higher up"

Her: I'm tired of being poor
Him: my love, I'm capitonoff

by Goddess of all definitions March 21, 2022

Capital STEEZ

A great rapper who unfortunately was framed & killed at only 19 years old. Even STEEZ family say he didn’t kill himself and how the police reports they recieved etc. when he died did’nt add up. They would not let them see the footage from that night where he jumped off the building which btw is right across the road from a Masonic building, also he was under investigation at the time of his death for using the Jewish swatshtika symbol for his mixtape cover. It’s no coincidence also the label he signed to was Jewish , I can keep going on but there is no point. 47 Shit Long Live STEEZ, #FreeKingCapital

Person 1: Have u heard of the rapper Capital STEEZ?
Person 2: Yeh I love his mixtape ‘Amerikkkan Korruption’ What’s your favourite song? Mine is ‘Can’t Explain’ I wish it released
Person 1: My Favourite song is apex
Person 2: Yeh that’s one of my favourites too

by Infinite369 May 29, 2022

Cuddle capitalism

We're selling you stuff to make you feel better about yourself and we care so we want you to be healthy. Sometimes the company doesn't care, they just pretend to, to increase sales.

Hmm I've noticed rather a lot of the adverts these days feature farmers, twittering birds and lots of waffling on about provenance...talk about cuddle capitalism overload.

by Sazzy J December 17, 2015