crocsexual

Loving crocs in a romantic fashion

“I love touching the inside of crocs!”
“Are you crocsexual?”
“Yes!

by Jimmyjohn’s 69 November 20, 2022

Croissantervention

An intervention you hold when someone you know is far too obsessed with croissants.

"Alina was obsessed with croissants so much she sent daily croissant memes to Ryan, couldn't stop talking about croissants, and insisted on eating a croissant every weekend breakfast. So, Ryan held a croissantervention"

by morelemons March 8, 2023

Crocs

A see you later alligator shoe.

Mom: It's like holy moly, look at that shoe.
Dez: Why must I answer these riddles three every time I talk to you?
Mom: Mira mira, Shia Lebouf could star in this shoe
Dez: Cuz it's Crocs, you want Crocs. Crocs are a see you later alligator shoe. Really?

by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodGhost March 18, 2023

Croiser

Your mom but with an MD

(Medical Doctor for you retards that don't know)

Did you hear Croiser during the commanders call?

by The Cooler BDG April 28, 2023

Croissant Sur La Tête

French for ' Croissant on head '

actually means somebody doing a cow's horn behind ur head

Person 1: Croissant Sur La Tête again!

by UrLocalSeagull May 22, 2023

crocs

The most G clogs ever heard of

Hey I'm wearing crocs.

by blahblahx14K July 20, 2023

crocs

The most stylish, voguish, ultra-modern, fashionable shoe known to man.

"What are you wearing?"
"Crocs."

by blahblahx14K July 20, 2023