by Apollyon83 October 13, 2023
A crab manufactured in a laboratory in north-eastern Russia. Has ak-47s for arms. Currently in development by Sir Pizza.
by Pizzapzy July 10, 2021
Pubic lice that crawl into your anus when you shower, and come back out after you get out and put clothes on. In doing this, they leave "tracks" of feces all over your underwear.
by exactlywhoyouexpect June 13, 2016
To squat down on your toes, reaching under the leg to masturbate in a downward motion.
Common sport amongst contractors working away from home. Of an evening, should they be feeling frisky and risky, they may strip off, carefully climb up on to the B&B’s sink rim, tiptoes on the unsupported edge. Whilst in this expert position he may decide to crab-wank one out whist his face/eye is pressed against the mirror, eyeballing himself until completion.
Common sport amongst contractors working away from home. Of an evening, should they be feeling frisky and risky, they may strip off, carefully climb up on to the B&B’s sink rim, tiptoes on the unsupported edge. Whilst in this expert position he may decide to crab-wank one out whist his face/eye is pressed against the mirror, eyeballing himself until completion.
Martin: How was your evening Andy?
Andy: Pretty tragic really.
Martin: But I thought you had your night planned? Kebab and a crab-wank you said??
Andy: The kebab was great and I was after a thrill before bed.
Martin: What’s tragic about that? Did you manage the expert?
Andy: Almost, but the sink came off the wall and I couldn’t finish.
Martin: Still, better than Steve last year, his sink shattered and cut his femoral artery.
Andy: Hummnn, I may go back to the floor for a bit…
Andy: Pretty tragic really.
Martin: But I thought you had your night planned? Kebab and a crab-wank you said??
Andy: The kebab was great and I was after a thrill before bed.
Martin: What’s tragic about that? Did you manage the expert?
Andy: Almost, but the sink came off the wall and I couldn’t finish.
Martin: Still, better than Steve last year, his sink shattered and cut his femoral artery.
Andy: Hummnn, I may go back to the floor for a bit…
by Goatboy Grasshead June 08, 2021
Crab aids is a batter way of saying something is aids because adding crab before it is funnier because it makes zero sense. ROH ROH RAGGY
by Crabaids taste good November 25, 2021
When you open a crab on facetime and shove the Tamale up your cavity filled teeth, whilst jerking off.
by ya boy the average kid August 08, 2022
when you put your legs through the sleeves of an oversized sweater(upside down), then put your arms inside of the sweater, pull the sweater over your head and crouch down
by nugget in a blazer November 18, 2018