cooze cruise

a quest undertaken by (usually) a group of two or more males, while going out on the town to scope out various females, to score pussy and partake in a little skeezing by the end of the evening.

the ultimate boys night out party, especially if all participants get a piece of the action.

see also: beaver hunt

"pack your bags boys, we're goin on a cooze cruise tonight!"

by lucky January 8, 2006

jamie cook

Plays guitar in british indie-rock band Arctic Monkeys.

Jamie Cook = hotness...

by Lily .. June 29, 2006

play it cool

To pretend you're not as anxious as you really are; usually used in terms of dating, deals, or any life-altering events.

Dude let HER call YOU, it's only been two days-- play it cool.

by Douglas Young December 26, 2007

cooter tracks

A slimy snail trail left on a surface by any female when they rub their moist genitalia against it.

The stripper left her cooter tracks on the davenport.

by Dr. Ryan August 6, 2005

Coomerism

The idea that porn is the sole purpose of ones existence and that usually people under this ideology usually tend to beat their dick like David Pelzer gets ragdolled by his mother.

I fucking hate coomerism -Marshall

by TrickByTrade December 6, 2020

cooley

The art of having others pay for a lifestyle and personal expenses, with no outlay of ones own cash.

Although Sarah was flush with cash,she preffered to cooley
her share of the cruise cost.

by upnsmoke March 9, 2009

cool story bro

A phrase sarcastically used to indicate one's disgust or indifference towards a tl;dr story.

Person A: (lengthy tale about how Person A tragically broke up with his/her mate the other day)

Person B: cool story bro

by a1b2c3d4e5 January 5, 2009