The Chat Book

The Sacred Text of Laws and Habits of the Chat Culture

"Now Children," The Priest exonerated, "Open The Chat Book and resume your childish talkativities."

by Zatharos December 06, 2009

Schrodinger’s Chat

A Schrodingers a Chat is when a chat is sorta dead but not dead enough to spam dead chat.

Bruh my discord server is a Schrodinger’s Chat.

by sswysh October 14, 2020

Tommy chat

To mildly exaggerate, amplify or alter a past chain of events or memory for the sake of re-telling the story to a wider audience

That sounds like tommy chat to me

by Jik Baloo August 28, 2018

Deadpooled the chat

To Deadpool the chat group is to leave a group so many times that Zucc’s Anti-bullying mechanism prevents you from being re-added resulting in an entire new chat group being set up to accommodate the individual

Mitch is such a numpty, he Deadpooled the chat group and now we have to set up a whole new one. Anyone remember who is in this JGC group?

by Jakarta Gentleman July 11, 2018

chat worthy

a subject with not enough merit to be included in a 2am drunk internet chat

that is NOT chat worthy, i'll tell you about it later.

by j*rube December 23, 2010

Chat Joke

A really dry dad joke.

"That was the worst chat joke that I have ever heard."

by Chiefton8823 October 31, 2018

chatting doodoo

Chatting doodoo is synonym for chatting shit.

Person1: why you chatting doodoo about me mate?

by Snakey bitch March 08, 2018