1)Red cactus is a slang term for vaginitis, a redenning and inflamation of the vagina. Red cactus, like most slang, can be used to degrade or embarass someone.
2)Red cactus can also be a term for a whore or prostitute. It can also be used to dicribe a woman that is "An easy fuck" or someone that you can get to have some sort of sexual intercourse with you because of the possibility of her having a vaginal disease suck as, previousely mentioned, vaginitis.
2)Red cactus can also be a term for a whore or prostitute. It can also be used to dicribe a woman that is "An easy fuck" or someone that you can get to have some sort of sexual intercourse with you because of the possibility of her having a vaginal disease suck as, previousely mentioned, vaginitis.
1) Doctor: I'm sorry, Cara, you have red cactus.
Cara: Huh?
Doctor: You have vaginitis.
2) Jordan: Omg, look at Cara! She's such a red cactus! I mean, look at all the guys checking her out!
Sidney: Ikr, she dresses like a total whore!
Cara: Huh?
Doctor: You have vaginitis.
2) Jordan: Omg, look at Cara! She's such a red cactus! I mean, look at all the guys checking her out!
Sidney: Ikr, she dresses like a total whore!
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succulent plants with thick, fleshy stems that typically bear spines, lack leaves, and have brilliantly colored flowers. Cactus's' are native to arid regions of the New World and are cultivated elsewhere, especially as houseplants. Used as the plural form of the word cactus, however people commonly misuse the word cacti.
ˈkaktəs/is
noun
succulent plants with thick, fleshy stems that typically bear spines, lack leaves, and have brilliantly colored flowers. Cactus's' are native to arid regions of the New World and are cultivated elsewhere, especially as houseplants. Used as the plural form of the word cactus, however people commonly misuse the word cacti.
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Get the Fire Cactus mug.When you're banging your bitch and when she just about to climax you pull out and yell "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA" and then proceed to put a banana up there instead. The surprise is that there's no cactus, there's banana.
Guy: *pulls out, prepares for a Cactus Surprise* "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA"
Girl: *screams*
Guy: *puts banana in her instead*
Girl: *screams, but not from pain*
Girl: *screams*
Guy: *puts banana in her instead*
Girl: *screams, but not from pain*
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