bum fluff

Facial hair that is so sparse it can be considered as good as the fluff on one's bottom

That's not a moustache - that's bum fluff

by Gordon April 2, 2003

corn bum

A secret society of naked hobos that live in cornfields. When the crops are harvested they run, panicked and afraid, into oncoming traffic.

That corn bum just threw himself at my car!

by Whitney June 24, 2003

bum gravey

anal discharge, that often comes out looking like turkey gravey.

"ohh man, i had serious bum gravey last night"

by .dongattack! September 20, 2003

bum mint

A mint which freshens your rear end. "Bum mint" is used as a cuss. An abusive term.

It can also be used in a friendly way.

"You stupid bum mint".

"Aww, it's alright you bum mint."

by Waheey June 19, 2006

bum-upper

Slang word for male homosexual

Used as a noun: He is a bum-upper (or, rarely, 'bumupper')
Used as a verb: He ups bums
General sayings: He looks like such a bum-upper! He just cannot stop upping bums. What a bum-upper, look at that!

As a verb 'bum upping' conjugates simply:

Present Tense
I up bums, you up bums, he ups bums, we up bums

(Or an alternative could be: 'I enjoy upping, she enjoys upping...etc.')

Past Tense (Imperfect)
I/you/he/we upped (a bum or bums)

Past Tense (Perfect)
I/you/we have upped (a bum or bums)
He has upped (a bum or bums)

by Dexterity August 10, 2006

Rage Bumming

An aggressive act of sodomy used as a method of catharsis or to exact revenge.

As he watched Lee crash about the house in a beer-fuelled fury, Joe correctly feared that he would later be a victim of a drunken rage bumming.

by Zygmont Quade March 18, 2010

bum liquor

The juice between your bum cheeks when you have a wet fart mixed with sweat.

I went down on the misses last night and licked her ass hole and got a mouth full of bum liquor

by Birdman999 March 9, 2018