Baloner

It doesnt really have a specific definition. It is used to label whatever the hell you want.

The origin of the word is rumored to come from the combination of the words "balogna" and "boner"

I dont really know but it looks like a baloner!

by The Terd Sniffer December 13, 2010

Blonde

1. A hair color
2. A term often associated with those who do not have a high enough intelligence to be considered a brunette.
3. A word that smart people use in attempt at ridiculing someone with prettier hair than them, hoping it will make said blonde feel dumb.
4. A word used as a synonym to slut

1. The girl has blonde hair
2. -Animals are people too you know. -Dude, you are SO blonde!
3. -I'm prettier than you! -So? You're blonde!
4. As rare as a blonde virgin

by TheDoctorsCompanion November 24, 2010

Golden Blonde

A color that has natural highlights in it, that can be seen as either a light brown or a dark blonde. A person with this hair color often has mixed emotions about their life. They dont really know what to do after a while. The emotional turmoil of life sometimes gets the better of them. This type of person needs friends to support them. This hair color defines who they are and people who have this color should be grateful, even when life gets hard.

Shes a natural golden blonde, happy on the outside, torn apart on the inside.

by LillyRoseisthebest May 26, 2009

helium-handed blonde bimbo

A blonde who likes to steal things. The helium in her hands denotes her light fingers.

The helium handed blonde bimbo got caught trying to steal from her pimp. She still loves him, but she won't try THAT no more.

by hello April 5, 2005

blondepride1992

Awesomest blonde EVER...she will add you to her KILL list if you dont cooperate. Lawnmowers are often used by Her.

NEVER hug or kiss the same person as blondepride1992.

by blondepride1992 January 4, 2009

Platinum blonde

An attractive, highly feminine woman with blonde hair who is considered by most men to be a prime catch as a girlfriend, which explains the metaphorical comparison to platinum, an extremely valuable metal.

Have you seen Johnny's new platinum blonde? Damn she's a catch!

Yeah. He better not let a fine specimen like that go.

by BloodIsBlue August 6, 2018

blonde job

While receiving a standard blow job, the male pulls out of the oral cavity, and ejaculates on top of the receivers cranium. Next, he rubs the white substance into the reciever's hair, making it appear blonde, i.e. blonde job

Susan gave me some teeth during my blow job, so i decided to give that bitch a blonde job!

by dick'n ballz April 21, 2010