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Good morning and god bless

Definition: When you sh*t, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.
(The act of sitting on the toilet excreting whilst consuming egg salad and a coffee for breakfast would be considered a good morning and god bless).
How Good morning and god bless is used:
Hila: “Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?”
Ethan: “Good morning god bless, Hila!”
Hila: “What?”
by Hxrvey May 23, 2018
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St. Bonaventure’s Blessing

A bowel disorder, could be IBS, appendicitis, polyps, fecal incontinence, etc. Just a general term for any of them.

Named so because Bonaventure is the patron saint of bowel issues.
Person 1#: My dad just recieved St. Bonaventure’s blessing.

Person 2#: Shit, shit.
by MixedBag August 29, 2022
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Bless

Max:"yo g I gotta dip"
Kai:"ayte g say nuffin bless"
Max:"bless"
by Yungmantrappin January 4, 2017
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good morning and god bless

Ethan started his day off right with a good morning and god bless.
by Supaiupa May 27, 2018
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good morning and god bless

Whilst using the washroom, during bowel movement one drinks coffee and eats breakfast. Typically on the toilet.
Yesterday I tried a good morning and god bless.
I don't think my life will ever be the same...
by Grand Papa John May 24, 2018
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Good Morning And God Bless

V. Good Morning And God Bless
- The act of combining your morning dump, and your breakfast, into 1 activity.
Thanks to the good morning and God bless I save 10 minutes getting ready every morning.
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polish blessing

a fighting move. done by grabbing the opponent by the shoulders, looking them in the eye, and bending them over to knee them in the crotch/abdomen.
Man, did you see Mirek last night? He seriously gave that prick Vadim a polish blessing!
by octomil February 16, 2017
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