Mud Biscuit

The act of defecating upon your partners chest, then proceeding to close her breasts together therefore creating the biscuit.

Jenny fell asleep before I got home so I gave her a mud biscuit.

by Hugh Jass Baughls February 8, 2021

Piss Biscuit

An entirely demoralizing, demeaning term used primarily by meth-heads and the homeless species to describe a females reproductive organ; vagina; cunt; squack; beaver; ham wallet; beef curtain etc.

“Pop open them legs and let’s get a whiff of that Piss Biscuit before my manager kicks us off the Frazzle machines”

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

Crispy Biscuit

(N.) A very thin 🍃blunt🍃 .5g rolled for a single👽person, usually for a trip outdoors🌍

He hit that crispy biscuit🍃, held his breath💨, and unlocked the trunk🔏.

by Atlas the Kid March 14, 2021

pussy biscuit

When a girl puts too much baby powder in her underwear before activity, such as exercise. The powder gets moist from sweat and the body heat forms biscuits around the vagina.

OMG, Becky, I used way too much baby powder before our spinning class. Hopefully I haven't baked a batch of pussy biscuits

by microdot710 May 10, 2021

monkey biscuit

slang word for the butthole.

i will dropkick a watermelon directly into ur monkey biscuit.

by ed wallss August 2, 2009

Whiffle Biscuit

What Tiggers get high on.

Tigger was super high on whiffle biscuits last time we saw him, thus it explains why he bounces around so much.

by Seattle Evil Dave August 25, 2009

biscuit lippin

a friendly alternative to "nigger lippin" while amongst mixed company

what the fuck?!? why are you ni , i mean biscuit lippin this shit, do it again and i'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron

by jordan emery June 12, 2008