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Beasteroni

Quite possible the best tasting food ever made. A combo of Beast and ER and oni. Very spiceeey and very, very good to taste it. Usually sold by the mil it cost over $76,544,4,54 for an once. This stuff ain't cheap and it ain't bad either. Some say it tastes like a cum rag, others say it tastes like a rag filled with dead babies, but who's to judge. It is sold only at Safeway, but you have to ask the manager to get it for you b/c they keep it locked up. If you ever, ever get a chance to try some, DON'T turn it down. You'll kill yourself later.
"Lee Ann Womack loves Beasteroni!"
by SALLYTHEWEATHERBITCH April 19, 2005
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Basterd

I never met my father so therefore, I m a basterd.
by ah la mode May 9, 2009
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A girl who farts incredibly hard and noisily
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A silly wetback who has no father just like tyrone
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Last night I gave Tina a Baja blaster
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