feet with creamy smooth skin, an accentuated arch, wrinkly soles and lovely prehensile toes curling around my poontang masher.
Watching you cup my trouser snake between the oiled soles of your beautiful feet makes me sploodge hot dolops of moisturiser between your toes.
by Moisturizer October 11, 2007
Get the beautiful feetmug. When the attractiveness of a person makes you treat them more favourably than the average; sometimes to the point where you might act unnaturally, immorally, or differently from the usual in a social situation/setting.
Friend: “Since when were you nice enough to give away your lunch to a stranger?”
You: “Oh well, I don’t really regret it. Beauty bias I suppose.”
You: “Oh well, I don’t really regret it. Beauty bias I suppose.”
by Oddmammal February 19, 2018
Get the Beauty biasmug. A term usually applied to a woman who is regarded as beautiful, despite the fact that her looks are not typical of those considered to be beautiful in the speaker's culture. For example, a tall blue-eyed blonde woman of mixed Japanese/Caucasian heritage with otherwise Asian features would be an 'exotic beauty' in either culture. On the other hand, a woman beautiful by Thai standards would be an 'exotic beauty' in Canada, but not in Thailand.
by tgee1963 April 25, 2008
Get the exotic beautymug. Person 1: Damn, did you see that guy? He is hot!
Person 2: Wait till you see him head-on.
Person 1: Yikes! Now that is some lateral beauty.
Person 2: Wait till you see him head-on.
Person 1: Yikes! Now that is some lateral beauty.
by Wog October 19, 2004
Get the lateral beautymug. by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004
Get the Beauty and the Beastmug. Girls who wear beanies and make you smile and who are always there for you no matter what and give you long hugs and soft kisses and fall asleep with you on FaceTime and text you even at work girls who let you lay your head on their shoulder and make your sadness disappear girls who smoke a lot of weed and are so laid back and don’t have a care in the world girls who have eyes that could light up the whole night sky and whose name usually starts with the letter J
by JohnnyXD54 June 6, 2021
Get the Beautiful 💜mug. Someone who obsessively develops their physical appearance to an impossible standard of human beauty and perfection, yet remain insecure and unpleasant in their personal interactions and relationships.
This can be achieved through extreme dieting, exercise, grooming, cosmetic surgery and augmentation, dental work, material possessions, education, career success, family connections or religious convictions or anything that achieves a belief of superiority to everyone else, but remain unhappy, unfulfilled and have underdeveloped interpersonal skills.
This can be achieved through extreme dieting, exercise, grooming, cosmetic surgery and augmentation, dental work, material possessions, education, career success, family connections or religious convictions or anything that achieves a belief of superiority to everyone else, but remain unhappy, unfulfilled and have underdeveloped interpersonal skills.
Don't even both try talking to that guy at the gym with the killer six pack. He's just another bitter beauty too lost in the mirror to give workout tips or his phone number.
You're not even in that bitter beauty's league, dude. She'll shoot you down with a look before you even get close enough to see her eye color.
The new dance club was packed with drunken bitter beauties providing their usual false hope of getting laid that night or even a mercy date.
You're not even in that bitter beauty's league, dude. She'll shoot you down with a look before you even get close enough to see her eye color.
The new dance club was packed with drunken bitter beauties providing their usual false hope of getting laid that night or even a mercy date.
by Leatherlaird July 3, 2009
Get the Bitter Beautymug.