beating your dick

How is this not defined on Urbandictionary after all these years?

*knock on bathroom* "What are you doing in there man, beating your dick? Let's go already!"

by makinpizzasbro420 June 30, 2014

Breaking Neck

Verb. A term originating from Long Beach, NY. The act of calling someone's name typically in a high falsetto voice in order for said someone to turn around quickly, and hence, break their neck.

Mike: *falsetto voice* "EXCUSE ME, JAMIE!??!"
Jamie: *turns around in confusion, breaking neck*

by Gasp1324657980 October 16, 2014

stump breaking

When an individual living the state of Texas, stand upright on a tree stump so as to position his groinal area close to and engage in a sexual manifestation of penile nastiness with a COW.

My penis is covered in fly larva because of my promiscuous actions while stump breaking last weekend.

by Wamba September 15, 2003

beating cakes

Verb: While fucking you woman doggie style, you pull your dick your half way and slap your woman's right ass cheek. Notice the ripples in the ass cheeks and be aware of how she moans in exstacy.

When I met Amber at the club I knew that after a few drinks, I would be "Beating Cakes" Later that night.

by Tweeder September 19, 2006

beating cheeks

(as in a jockey, beating the "cheeks" of his horse to make it run faster)

To be in a rush. To go —especially, to walk— very quickly.

"Sorry I'm late. I beat-cheeks to get here on time".

"John got a speeding ticket today. He was beating cheeks to get to the airport when he got pulled over".

by wordbird February 12, 2008

Baking

When the twilight vampires have sexual intercourse

emmett- what did you do last night jasper?
jasper- I baked with alice

bella- I want to bake edward
edward- baking will kill you and destroy your soul

by a dude twilightfan June 15, 2008

child bearing balls

a man with extra large fertile balls

do you have kids? cause man you have cild bearing balls.

i cant help the bulge in my pants...i have child bearing balls

related to a females hips...my you have wonderful child bearing hips

by the irish moose is loose January 20, 2010