Lord Garrison

Lord Garrison, also known as Garry, GarBear, and Pope Garrison. Waddles the Halls of SJR and is worshiped by his students

“Lord Garrison failed me on my final!”
“Nah chill twin garbear will clutch with that cruve”

by MondayNightHalfApps August 8, 2023

lard lord

A very large (fat) person.

This fatass weighs 678 lbs! What a lard lord.

by K1L562 June 3, 2019

Simp Lord

A Simp Lord is the highest form of Simp, being the kind of person who will do outrageously stupid things to win over a girl who is astronomically out of his/her league.

Man 1: Dude, I just volunteered to be the target at a weapons testing lab, It pays really well and I will finally make enough money to impress insert name!
Man 2 (The Chad): My god, it's a Simp Lord

by TheWackyboyGazette September 2, 2020

queef lord

''Queef lord'' is when one can queef more and louder then the last ''queef lord.''

*fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise*

Guy: WOW I CAN'T BELIVE IT
Girl: WHAT IS IT?!
Guy: I JUST HAD SEX WITH THE NEW QUEEF LORD! *starts to suck her toes to show respect*

by ONANERING February 6, 2019

Lord Thakur

the chadiest of the chads, the best cricketer of all time, the actual lord of the world, he'll bless you when u are feeling down, hes light shining in the darkness, ALL HAIL LORD THAKUR!

LORD THAKUR IS SUCH A CHAD

by SHAURYAVARDHHAN September 6, 2021

metal lord

Someone who loves Metal, but also rocks all the key style elements. High-Tops, Skinny Jeans, Denim Cut, Sleeveless Tee, Lots of Hair, etc.

Dude! Check out this pack of Metal Lords!

by Rogue Ops May 9, 2018

lube lord

A lube lord is usually an accened being made of pure light and loob. They drool at the sight of a living beings and usually look like a 1980's pedophile stereotype.

Look in the sky is that a "lube lord"

by trusty man November 30, 2020