by erik-de-gato October 18, 2012

It's like schizo-posting only you're based instead of schizophrenic like the other people who whisper to you when you're alone at night.
My friends keep telling me I'm schizo-posting, but the vans that keep driving away in my periphery are whispering whenever I pick up the phone that I'm actually super based and I'm just based-posting.
by wahwooweanie July 15, 2021

by Base Up Lord May 12, 2016

The orignal definition was touching, feeling, and assumedly handjobs. But now that society has become so desensitized to the intimacy of sexual intersourse, what with children giving birth at 11, 12, 13, left and right, third base has now been shunted up to second and the acts of fellatio, cunnilungus, and on occasion even anal sex, which have been traditionally associated with full-on sexual intercourse (i.e. making it home or scoring) have been placed on third base in order to enable today's alienated and cynical youth to give blowjobs and eat out pussy to their heart's content.
by John is awesome December 25, 2005

A way of using cocaine
1 add water
2 place on tin foil
3 use a lighter to cook it
4 use a paper towel tube to inhale smoke
1 add water
2 place on tin foil
3 use a lighter to cook it
4 use a paper towel tube to inhale smoke
by madbanton October 26, 2005

by basedknight October 19, 2013

When either he or she decides to rapidly finger the others belly button causing great sexual pleasure
by MYnanISaWHP} June 19, 2018
