When a person or situation, automatically or on purpose blocks the graft a man has put on a female to get sex. Very much like a cockblock
by BlakeStone91 April 4, 2017
Get the Fucked up the base mug.The orignal definition was touching, feeling, and assumedly handjobs. But now that society has become so desensitized to the intimacy of sexual intersourse, what with children giving birth at 11, 12, 13, left and right, third base has now been shunted up to second and the acts of fellatio, cunnilungus, and on occasion even anal sex, which have been traditionally associated with full-on sexual intercourse (i.e. making it home or scoring) have been placed on third base in order to enable today's alienated and cynical youth to give blowjobs and eat out pussy to their heart's content.
by John is awesome December 25, 2005
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A way of using cocaine
1 add water
2 place on tin foil
3 use a lighter to cook it
4 use a paper towel tube to inhale smoke
1 add water
2 place on tin foil
3 use a lighter to cook it
4 use a paper towel tube to inhale smoke
by madbanton October 26, 2005
Get the free base mug.A paradox in which you have sex with an crocodile that stole your baby while shaving a false sentence having a three way with one person to which the answer is no.
by Youpeoplearehorriblr May 30, 2018
Get the 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000th base mug.When either he or she decides to rapidly finger the others belly button causing great sexual pleasure
by MYnanISaWHP} June 19, 2018
Get the 7th Base mug.To make contact; to cover all the possibilities. Comes from baseball where the runners need to touch the base to make a run legal. Mostly used by asshat supervisors who do no real work, but constantly engage in meta-communication.
Boss: "I'm just calling you to make sure we touch base."
Worker: "Alright, what do we need to discuss?"
Boss: "Well the first thing we need to do is touch base."
Worker: "So the point of this call is to have a call?"
Boss: "Exactly. That's why touching base is so important."
Worker: *muttered* "Go to hell, you recursive asshat."
Worker: "Alright, what do we need to discuss?"
Boss: "Well the first thing we need to do is touch base."
Worker: "So the point of this call is to have a call?"
Boss: "Exactly. That's why touching base is so important."
Worker: *muttered* "Go to hell, you recursive asshat."
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