skinning the bear

A Viking term for FURIOUS masturbation; Ussually done after sex, at parties, and in front of friends; Sometimes even used to impress the ladies ;)

Person 1: Dude I was skinning the bear in front of Rick! After I banged Sasha.
Person 2: Wow your a badass

by BoS Antonius November 10, 2013

Bah-Bear

The cutest teddy bear one could ever imagine having. It likes to snuggle and cuddle all day and night, and occasionally flies around the room only to land abruptly on the faces of others in the room. This land is called a butt-bomb.
Unfortunately as Bah-Bear gets older, it starts to get a gimpy leg and can no longer support its weight.

"Bah-Bear wants cuddles n' love"

by RoseOak February 09, 2013

kabooey bear

A cute gray, female cat, who loves you one second and trying to kill you the next.

She is a cute but deadly kabooey bear.

Friend: What happened to your face?
Me: My kabooey bear attacked me!!!!!!

by Dee Cline February 24, 2018

Meth Bear

A retro/alternate Boston Bruins logo of a bear that looks like it's addicted to meth.

Did you see the Winter Classic jerseys? They've got Meth Bear!

by Mkenz December 06, 2022

happy bear

A bear you must befriend. You can drink tea with a happy bear, they are good for you and they are good for me.

A happy bear is a good bear, a good bear for tea. A good bear for me.

by LegendaryOwlCarnival July 18, 2017

Whack the Bear

Verb; Giving a blowjob or handjob to a man with a lot of pubic hair.

"I'm going to go and whack the bear with Joe."
"What? Why?! That guy's a freaking furball!"

by Shinobura April 11, 2008

Glesg@ Bear

1.The most useless and ignorant of all usenet posters.

2. One who thinks that providing a link to this site is "proof".

3. A complete loser with no friends, and a major chip on his shoulder regarding the catholic church.

Glesg@ Bear - "you skipped past the link, that proves you're a bigot."

by Keith, the amazing Sockpuppet November 13, 2004