by imanalien April 18, 2019
Get the Australian kiss mug.When 2 consenting adults have sex and the male wiggles his penis like a aardvark mouth then puts in and out of the females coochie for 5 secs really fast and then randomly anally abolishes the women.
Male:.....slithering penis.
Female:Whatchu doing
Male:........
Female:ahhhhh you just Australian anus aardvarked me now my bunghole fell off.
Female:Whatchu doing
Male:........
Female:ahhhhh you just Australian anus aardvarked me now my bunghole fell off.
by Doubledeckerdaggerdick May 9, 2019
Get the Australian anus aardvark mug.Friend 1: how was your date last night?
Friend 2: it was great after the meal we went back to his for the night
Friend 1: did anything else happen?
Friend 2: After we finished having sex i gave him an Australian snowball
Friend 1: what's that?
Friend 2: I climbed on his face and released the cum what was inside of me
Friend 2: it was great after the meal we went back to his for the night
Friend 1: did anything else happen?
Friend 2: After we finished having sex i gave him an Australian snowball
Friend 1: what's that?
Friend 2: I climbed on his face and released the cum what was inside of me
by Cumming&going June 8, 2019
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Get the Australian Bagpipe mug.by Kmandoggiestyle September 16, 2019
Get the Australian jack in the box mug.A regular reacharound except you're both hanging upside down. Sometimes called the Auzzie Roundabout. It doesn't have to be homosexual, you can do this with a man or woman and sometimes you can switch roles, but role switching would involve a strap-on depending on the gender of those involved.
"The Australian reacharound is a very intimate position and is recommended towards married couples."
by ItzzStupidCrazy September 19, 2019
Get the Australian Reacharound mug.someone who's permanately upside down and they're stupid fucking toilets spin in the wrong direction
by the penn November 28, 2019
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