Moonhopper arse

A lady with a very large round butt, that looks like a moonhopper. It's an arse you just want to ride.
she has got one large moonhopper arse, man i want to ride it.
by group of four April 09, 2013
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biscuity arsed

(Scots) Flaky. Crumbly, not in a good way...Resembling a crushed biscuit. Can be used to describe physical appearance or state of mind (see below)
I've just had my roots done, the dafty used too much peroxide and my head is all biscuity arsed.

Waaaaay too much cider last night, I am feeling all biscuity arsed, won't be moving from the couch all day.

No need to get all biscuity arsed with me!
by K.Bab December 26, 2016
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Karcher arse

An attack of the runs so violent the shit comes out with the force and spray pattern of a pressure cleaner
Sorry I won't be in today... Was up all night with karcher arse syndrome
by FrankHank November 16, 2016
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Arse-Biscuit

A term used when playfully or seriously intending to insult someone. Usually a person who has done the user wrong.
Arse-Biscuit!

C'mon man, I'm not that bad!
by Bizarre Key April 25, 2017
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arse puppet

is to be known as someones bitch (in a male to male relationship)
little johnny became his cell mates arse puppet when he was in lock up
by Matt .T .P February 17, 2008
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arse popper

bob: i would not want to be in front of tim hes an arse popper
tim: i just love anal sex!
by britsh humour August 13, 2017
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Smokin' Arses

When you are feeling a little kinky so you pull up to that bumper and you jam that Vape into her nether regions, press the button, and watch that coochie blow a smoke stack. #assstack #thelittlearsethatcould #vape
Britney: "Let's try something new babe"
Chad: "Alright, prepare your anus for the smokin' arses"
by Misty Anus May 11, 2017
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