The Sloppy Anna consists of drinkin a bottle of cheap smirnoff vodka (the entire bottle) and fallin over, getting bruised, getting emotional and crying, chippin teeth and touching everyone and making obscene noises and trying to rape people.
In order to have a successful sloppy anna you must be overweight with a gut, greasy dirty hair (that is two different colors) and beef curtains and cellulite and strech marks on your boobes.
by Shyann Mance April 30, 2008
by Flix99 January 03, 2017
by annaevaisgirl November 26, 2021
a beautiful soul who makes music, jokes, and insightful videos about life and mental health on her youtube channel with over 2 million subscribers!
by genericuser3301 January 16, 2020
Anna Strynar is the prettiest girl on the planet, at least that's what Matthew Pennington thinks.. He is in love with her, I don't blame him, she is a hottie. Anna is very dramatic, and might confuse a tablet as "half a tablet". oh isn't she cute. You need an Anna in your life. She is very smart, dummy thiccc, and sweet. Also we ship Anna, and Matthew.
Anna Strynar is a hottie.
by Matthew Pennington December 06, 2019
by uwumelong September 25, 2019
Anna's are very emotional people. So emotional that they go through the five stages quicker than anyone else. This is called 'pulling an anna'. The five stages go in order as anger, frustration, denial, fear, acceptance.
Joe: I am out of poppy seed bagels!!!! >0
Jim: Anger.
Joe: What if I never have one again?
Jim: Fear
Joe: If y'all wanna believe I'm addicted, fine. I just really love bagels is all.
Jim: I think it over. You have accepted it.
Bob: Wow, you were pulling an Anna.
Jim: Anger.
Joe: What if I never have one again?
Jim: Fear
Joe: If y'all wanna believe I'm addicted, fine. I just really love bagels is all.
Jim: I think it over. You have accepted it.
Bob: Wow, you were pulling an Anna.
by Cheniere August 05, 2011