A friend who only asks you to come to a party or social gathering when they think you can't come and make up excuses if you say you can come
Person 1:"hay, john just asked me to play video games with him and when i said yes he said he had a headache and that his ears hurt"
Person 2:"Oh, yeah he's a real Andre"
Person 1:"What does that mean?"
Person 2:"He's a cunt"
Person 2:"Oh, yeah he's a real Andre"
Person 1:"What does that mean?"
Person 2:"He's a cunt"
by Merlin Xavier June 20, 2021
Get the Andremug. That Spanish boy/man who is very retarded and he loves to play video games and usually talks about video games. He loves his girlfriend very much and will always hug her and trying to cuddle her as much as he can. He wants to give her the conq but NOoooOoOooo thats not until the future!!!!
by emo.bum.idiot April 16, 2019
Get the Andresmug. (White Andre) Big nose mothafuka, drip with no looks. Usually drives a badass trail blazer. Devotes his life and employee to to McDonald’s. Would rather make friends than enemies. Could fuck but holds out for right girl.
Your a fucking bitch Andre
by Andre2105 August 5, 2021
Get the Andremug. Spanish version of the name Andrew which comes from the name of one of Jesus’ twelve disciples. It means warrior, and manly/masculine. People with this name are insanely smart, extremely loving and thoughtful and are great as partners.
Person 1: Omg who’s that guy over there he’s fine as hell
Person 2: I know right his name is Andres
Person 1: I think I’m going to ask for his number
Person 2: I wouldn’t do that if I were you he has a girlfriend and they are in a very intense and loving relationship
Person 1: Ugh of course he does, his name is Andres!
Person 2: I know right his name is Andres
Person 1: I think I’m going to ask for his number
Person 2: I wouldn’t do that if I were you he has a girlfriend and they are in a very intense and loving relationship
Person 1: Ugh of course he does, his name is Andres!
by CuteGIRL3000 March 30, 2021
Get the Andresmug. Smart man but he ain't loyal doesn't get every girl he is treated like a dog because his gf got him on a leash but ayy he still a bitch
by Andresthecreatorthetruthreveal December 8, 2017
Get the Andresmug. Andres is like the dude from the most interesting man in the world commercial. He is always dressed to the nines, gets the hottest girl, can build anything, works hard but love to enjoy his beer at the end of the day. Chicks love him guys wanna be him the end!
Andres is cool as fuck!
by Brown_ Eyed Girl November 22, 2021
Get the Andresmug. Andre is a fucking savage
by Fukknibba August 11, 2017
Get the Andremug.