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The type of person that gets mad at all the small things. Yells when things doesn’t go her way, and complains just because she loves attention. It gets worse. She smells bad, and has a bun that makes her look like Olive oil from Popeyes. Somehow, the color blue also looks green. If you find an Alyssa at a bar or anywhere else, make sure to run away
Oh she has 1,000 red flags? Guessing her name is alyssa
Alyssa by Ksalami November 23, 2021
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An Alyssa is a high class, high maintenance diva. Her temper surpasses that of a salt water crocodile. Dismiss her and she will whip around and bite your head off. If you meet an Alyssa, you can plan on losing any competition you start with her. She will make sure she wins by any means. Don't let her sweet smile fool you. She'll steal your KitKats and blame it on the little old lady who cleans the break rooms. But when it comes down to it an Alyssa is one to have on your side. She is is your ride or die. We love Alyssas.
Alyssa will chew you up and spit you out without even blinking.
Alyssa by FCE-FavoritecoworkerEVER November 24, 2021
Alyssa is one of a kind. In the eyes of the right person, she is the most beautiful lady to exist. She has the cutest smile and a golden voice indeed. A cute little lady like her might look weak on the outside. However, Alyssa is a fearless and understanding woman. Problems have tried to bring her down but she kept her head up and faced them wisely. She deserves everything and someone who would reminds her of how beautiful she looks when she smiles. Keep smiling Alyssa. Everyone wants to see that precious smile. You’re beautiful in every way.
Alyssa by -N. November 26, 2021
alyssa is very hot
alyssa by Mostseggsypersontoexist November 28, 2021
A bitch who nobody can stand and doesnt wanna be around.
Ew theres Alyssa stay awag
Alyssa by Jamdoew November 28, 2021
stop being an alyssa!!
Alyssa by stanLOONAspenis December 1, 2021
the most beautiful person i have ever seen with my own two eyes, he's cute and funny and adorable and i love her little hyperfixations on random things eclipse owns. it's so kind and im so happy an grateful to be dating someone so fucking amazing<3 i love you alyssa :)
alyssa is the best
alyssa by cigarluvs January 1, 2022