Alan

ALAN IS SO HOT HE IS A CURLY HEAD MAN ALL THE GIRLS WANT HIM HE HAS A HUGE PENIS THAT LOADS OF CUM GET OFF OF HIM PLS DATE HIM

ALAN THE MAN

by alaniscute May 19, 2022

Jerry Alan

Such a name only belongs to the sexiest of closet bois. Jerry Alan is a person who knows all of your sexual life and will do unspeakable things to you if you get no maidens. Although, Jerry Alan will treat you better than any other woman and will accompany all your sexual and everyday needs as long as you don't complain in bed. Moans also increase his testosterone during SEX. Also, Jerry Alan can get a little rough, so you may need to offer your life.

"Don't keep Jerry Alan waiting, he's in the closet. Good luck, you'll need it."

by DaddyIsBackToBeatMommy May 20, 2022

Alan

A skilled sexy boy. he is very smart and handsome and very attractive. he has alot of friends and can master anything he puts his mind to. he seems to have superhuman abilities and is kind too. he can solve any of your problems and you are lucky to meet an Alan.

Oh Alan is so hot

by ygi, ig June 3, 2022

Alan Melendez

A name stereotype given to those who display suspicious behavior or threatening

Alan Melendez
A name stereotype given to those who display suspicious behavior or threatening intentions
- that foo roddy actin sus, call him Alan Melendez

by Ok bro December 14, 2021

Alan

A amazing human being who is always nice to everyone but is still chaotic. He has a perfect smile and personality, he is sweeter than lollipops and nicer that bunnies

Person 1: Hey do you know alan
Person 2:yea hes very chaotic

Person 1 : but he is nice too

by The_Gay_Mf December 28, 2021

Alan Shore

Definition is based on the character from the Boston Legal TV series.
An Alan Shore is basically a guy that gets all the ladies but somehow still ends up being alone and typically ends his night having a drink with his best friend.

Max: Alex picks up so many chicks, I wish I could be like him
Dylan: There's nothing special about that, he's just an Alan Shore

by thatwordgeek007 March 8, 2022

Alan

Is cute with nice muscles and has a tendency to lick you. Also a dumbass

Wow it’s a alan in his natural habitat

by Croc77 March 8, 2022