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Andres

Eddy Valero’s middle name. Super sexy.
Person 1: what’s Eddy’s middle name?
Person 2: andres, super sexy ey?
Person 1: hell yeah
by CrazyBaby1423 December 3, 2019
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Andres

Andres is a guy that nobody likes. Hes and absolute BITCH. Hes probably gay so watch out. Hes a bitchy ass WHORE. Dont become friends with him, he'll turn on you in an instant
"Omg that guys sucks dick on the weekends"
"Oh hes probably an Andres"
by omfgg hi August 31, 2019
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Andre

Andre is typically smart, chill, and tends to be comedic. He can give some good advice on dating, but can never date any women. He either has good looks, or he can be a little decent. He is athletic, but doesn't play too many sports. Maybe he'll play 1 sport but that's about it. He likes to make many friends, and when he does, he usually hangs with them. He's not the best at games, but also not the worst. If you meet an Andre, try to make friends with him!
Wow! Andre is suprisngly chill!
by No Brainaaa April 24, 2022
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Andre

A professional skateboarder. In addition to skating, are skilled at playing with Tech Decks and known for using their finger power on all seven of their girlfriends. They listen to Green Day while shredding 20 stair handrails. Also known for having a big cock.
Holy shit is that Andre?”

“Yeah he stole my bitch a week ago after Tech Decking on her boobs.”
by barcodebangs November 21, 2021
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Andre

A gay monkey with a small penis who runs from girls because he has no confidence and maybe because his confidence is smaller than his penis which is almost nothing
Hey girl how was it when you met andre.

He just ran away as soon as he saw me!

I told you about him being like that.
I know.
by Andre is a monkey April 18, 2022
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Andre

a boy (man) names andre is very funny like very very funny 😂 he gets all the girls and is very cute and hot. he has a very big group of friends and everyone likes as a friend and a crush. Whoever gets him would be a very lucky girl (woman)
“Omg I think andres looking at me!”
You’re so luck I swear....”
by realglossip October 30, 2019
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andre

by warries November 23, 2021
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