Alan Martinez

literally one of the sweetest guys out there, can be a tease but I’d really hot asf lol

some person: ayo is that Alan Martinez?
me: mhm

some person: is he single?
me: nah his with me lol rekt

by axisiting March 08, 2021

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Rebecca And Terry Alan Crews is Cancer And Herpes.

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Person 0: Rebecca And Terry Alan Crews is Cancer And Herpes.

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Alan’s K

Alan’s K is an organic hormone secretion that is produced by the U-gene, that tends to create orgasmic sensations in women.

Her sensations of pleasure are due to the level of Alan’s K she has in her body.

If you rub the Alan’s K hormone ointment on her, she tends to become stimulated in a wild way.

A Sarina girl is easily aroused with Alan’s K.

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by Guruji Irv December 15, 2017

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Mark Alan Tyson

Best husband ever

Mark Alan Tyson is Karine Rae Rolfe's future husband.

by K_rae August 02, 2018

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Alan Story

A story with no meaning, purpose or direction; often left out to dry. Usually very short; completed within one run-on sentence of 50-100 words or less. Punctuation is optional.

Alan: "Hey, so I was watching Jay Leno last night and he had a black chef on named chef G!"

Reece: "Nice Alan story, tell us more about your exciting and vibrant life."

by Derog June 19, 2015

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