Counting worms

Dead. Deceased. In the grave.

"Yeah, that berk who shot at the police took sixteen shots to the chest, he'll be counting worms soon."

by Zed Numar July 26, 2021

schlong worm

When a worm carefully slips into a male's penis and then proceeds to eat their insides out.

Reese: OMG i'm being eaten by a schlong worm.

Jebediah: Damn, nigga, that's scary!

Reese: My dick is hard as rock, tho.

by NiggaJONES August 05, 2012

Worm hole

To stick your finger in potting mix before sticking it in someones ears.

Time to give someone a worm hole!

by Loopt March 04, 2017

pump the worm

The act of flexing and relaxing your index finger with the use of a bottle opener.

I was playing around with a bottle opener at the table on boxing Day when my auntie leant over and told me to 'pump the worm'.

by Pwankerson December 31, 2021

Thicc Worm

A dick that is 2-3 inches and it is quite thin. It has the resemblance if a fatter worm.

My ex boyfriend and I were about to fuck until I saw his thicc worm.

by Daddiiieeee isssuueessss September 08, 2017

fur worm

The fore arms of a cat when said cat is laying on its back enjoying a vigorous petting.

Watch out, or those fur worms will cut you!

by furwormer January 12, 2011

wibbly worm

A furry, light-up dildo that has eyes.... prefferably in blue, yellow, green, purple or red. Also known as Wilber the Wonderdildo

The other night wibbly worm and I had a hott night in.. if you know what I mean.

by Jane Austen III August 10, 2009