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Jared

Adj. Used when people are being stupid or obnoxious.

Verb. When someone is about to do something that they think is cool but actually isn’t.
David, you’re being such a Jared.

Imma go pull a Jared.
by Dr. Collan Mac May 4, 2019
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Jared

Mole faced boy who is bad at football but literally a fortnite god and will beat you and your whole squad with a green pistol
That guy right there, he sucks at football, but is good at fortnite, now that’s a Jared
by Brian Beegly November 9, 2019
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Jared

Someone who is always willing to love , someone who is loving , someone who is handsome , someone who is sexy , someone who is litteraly the best guy , he can act gay but he’s just joking , he laughs a lot at simple things , you can say poop and he’ll burst out laughing ,is very broke but very resourceful, he’ll do about anything to not be bored but he is a great guy , if you get a Jared in life he rules , Jared’s can certainly be mean but at the end he’ll be nice 😊
I just met jared I might as well buy a lotto ticket with this luck
by Theguywhodefines😢 November 23, 2021
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Jared Appreciation

This is when a group of men, typically around the ages of 14-25 get together to appreciate a guy named Jared Ford Meamet. These are typically large gatherings but can scale down to around 3-5 people but typically tend to range from 10-25 people at a time.
by Rapidddd July 29, 2023
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Jared

"you know Jared from socioeconomics? He doesn't think I deserve rights."
by inowit November 24, 2019
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Jared

He went to Jarred's, yep "he's that guy" or dude why did you bang Jim's mom, your such a Jared!
by Yomamajohn March 18, 2015
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Jared

jared is a very tall and sexy guy, he is very loving, caring, kind, and has a big dick. he’s a good guy who likes to make people laugh. he has a fat touchable ass. an amazing bf when he wants to be. sucks at Fortnite and will never be good. if your his gf keep him he’s reassuring and makes you feel loved try not to lose him. he definitely not a yn.
OMG look it’s Jared
by Johny Lawrence December 15, 2024
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