Buzz Feed Jokes

A Girl Named Ashlie steals horrible jokes off of Buzz Feed to try and get her friends to laugh. We're proud of you Ashlie!

Ashlie, did you get your Buzz Feed Jokes Ready?

by Zreshlie (; April 19, 2018

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Buzz-job

When you get a head or body high while getting a blow-job from your girl.

"Hey, hold up, let me put some chaw in so it'll be a bus job!"
"Yeah man, I got the best buzz-job from Tiffany last night, she had a lip in too!"

by H0rny_Unicorn November 27, 2017

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Buzz bust

A semi rhyming description of a person or situation which completely ruins a party, high, drunk or other enjoyable situation.

Karen crashing the bash was a real buzz bust.

by Dave...Danger Dave January 22, 2021

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Have a buzz, have a geez

The action of having a smoke and laughing at somebody

e.g
Connor “Bro i just got smoked in r6 this game is ass!”
Thauts: “Have a buzz, have a geez”

by mattlovesmillie June 24, 2022

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The most wanted sex criminals of the 1st century due to their movie being naked "Toy Story" which is basically just a reference to sex toys. Woody is the slang for an erection and Buzz is the act of shaving your pubes. It's not what parents think, as these two despicable criminals should stay in jail for eternity due to their unthinkable behavior of theirs that they have been teaching to kids ever since 1995. Am I right?

Mommy? Can I buy both Woody and Buzz? In one package?!

by Whodoievencare December 15, 2022

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Buzz lightyear

The sexual act of having sex with a girl on the stairs, and when you’re about to nut you say “to infinity” and when you finish you say “and beyond” and push them onto the stairs in a family guy-esque. Not to be mistaken with buzz light year the deuteragonist of the Toy Story franchise.

“Can we buzz lightyear”

“What’s that?”

by dominno June 2, 2025

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