Roach Clip Dick

A roach clip dick is something that a narcissistic chauvinistic male has, and because of it, they are usually sexually insecure and dysfunctional because they put too much stock into their pathetically tiny malformed sexual organ. They seek to constantly cover up their shortcomings because they need tweezers to hold it to pee because their man is literally the size of a roach clip from a blunt.

Maybe he's being so shitty to the ladies because he got a "roach clip dick."

by Dem Applez October 27, 2022

Roaches

Adjectives to describe people with such characteristics:
- Hooligans.

- Have no home training!

- NO DECORUM
- LITERAL HOMIE HOPPERS
-Disgusting behavior

- constantly intruding personal spaces

- GHETTONESS IS UNMATCHED

- horrible attitudes
- LOVES to spread rumors

Sara: The roaches are really getting on my nerves.

Dylan: Why?
Sara: They were playing their crusty Soundcloud raps in the back of the classroom

by nicheshawty.com May 24, 2022

face roaches

The condition of getting crabs living in your beard. Acommon side effect of too much oral sex with skanky people.

Dude I went down on her for two hours last night and now I have a bad case of face roaches

by DosTacosParaJoel December 20, 2018

roach titties

Titties that are small like a roach

"Jessica's hot"

"Nah she got roach titties"

by crybaby123 September 3, 2016

Roach

A derogatory term for an Asian person

Person 1: Don’t talk to me you roach
Person 2: Stop being racist

by Justin Akira November 20, 2021

Roaching Around

"Roaching around" is when you’re up to sneaky, silly, borderline chaotic nonsense that’s low-key shady but still kinda awesome. It’s like the fine art of being a lovable menace: breaking the rules just enough to keep it fun, but not so much that you ruin the chill nonchalant vibe.

So imagine this: you and your friends, after one too many Busch light, decide to turn the Walmart parking lot into your personal Mario Kart track, but instead of cars, you’re drunkenly pushing each other in shopping carts. Then one of you yells, “I’m taking the wheel!” and steers straight into the curb. That’s peak roaching around.

by Willious The Sillious November 24, 2024

[APP]roached

after excessively routine
&/or prolonged App Use
or, "APProaching"
*In which, the App User
is left feeling SUCh an
incredible amount of
exhaustion & fatigue
that they LitteRaLLy
FeeL the Need to
physically & mentally
{Distance} >ThemSeLveS>
from the phone, computer, or device
that they are using to

"APProach" on/with.

I am feeling COMPLETELY

APProached and I need a Break.!

by BlakeSke January 23, 2019