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Blue Monday

There is none in your Sunday clothes.
... for there's no Blue Monday in your Sunday clothes!
by kubik2233 March 23, 2017
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Black Monday

The first Monday after the NFL regular season ends where head coaches are typically fired by their respective franchises.
I hope Black Monday hits Mike McCarthy; he’s never heard of clock management!!
by CTO_DC4L January 10, 2022
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No Boner Monday

No Boner Monday is a day to challenge yourself, it is what it says.
Hey Josh! I see your boner, on No Boner Monday! WTF!
by Glunters_Exploration TTV November 1, 2020
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Monday

a.k.a the busiest day of the week
oh god why is it monday!?
by Mr.SherlockHolmes February 8, 2021
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Monday

the day of the week before Tuesday and following Sunday.
I'll see you on Monday
by sigmamale1260 March 29, 2025
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Raspberry Monday

When a man kicks off the week by smearing a pot of raspberry mouse on his girlfriends pussy, and then licks it off while she holds a a bullet to her clitoris.

Hopefully results in her squirting raspberry flavoured pussy juice into his mouth.
Baby i cant wait to get home tonight, I love a good Raspberry Monday!
by RaspberryMonday July 12, 2010
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French Monday

When you smoke a joint and then proceed to Eiffel Tower a woman
“It feels like a French Monday too”
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