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White shirt Monday

by Light skin mf May 21, 2022
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Monday

Garfield's least favorite day.
Garfield: I hate Mondays.
Dave: Do you want be to kill you?
by Webkinz Person 515315151 November 29, 2019
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Colorado Monday

Taking a day off school in order for students to have at least one school day to smoke weed
Mom: Honey, get ready for school!
Jerry: No way mom, it's a Colorado Monday
Mom: Oh right, then I guess you'll have to help me pull out some weeds *wink*
Dad: What's going on here?
by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018
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Monday

Broken= Tuesday I was through with hoping Monday
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Monday

Monday is "Maid dress Monday" so go get your maid dress and if you dont have one go and get one and put it on.
Friend: Hey go put your maid dress on now!

Other friend: Why?

Friend: Because its maid dress Monday now go!
by Tamara1268 October 30, 2021
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porter on a monday

by Xeñon February 20, 2018
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Monday

Slap every guys ass and say dump truck.
On Monday U see a random guy. "Slaps ass" you say u got that dump truck.
by Bigdaddycum April 19, 2021
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