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Facebook MILF

Facebook MILF: Mother I'd Like to Friend

A friends hot mom whom you would like to "friend" on facebook in hopes of finding un-mom like and crazy pictures on her profile.
Jack: "Dude, Sarah's mom is such a babe."
Steve: "I know I need to add her! I bet she has some good photos, she's such a Facebook MILF."
by darein July 21, 2011
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Milf Denny's

Anon: dude I went to Milf Denny's
Anon 2: Dude, how you feel
Anon: Like I lost my virginirt
by Milf Dennys April 21, 2021
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milf targetter

a young man who, whilst at a family party will target older ladies he doesn't know on the off chance of sexting or more at a later date
wow, toby is really into archeology, he's been talking to Mrs Rodman for an hour

no, he's a milf targetter

so that's why i felt like an outsider when i sat next to them...
by artdecolamphead August 20, 2013
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MILF Maiden

when you seek a referral directly from the MILF to date her maiden daughter.

(All parties are adults)
Chris: heyyyyy good lookin, I love your spirit did u raise your daughter like that?

MILF: of course, they were raised right?

Chris: awesome, think i could take her out on a date?

MILF: sure, you’re handsome and charming.

Chris: oh fuck yeeeeaaaaaaaaah... can’t wait to meet this MILF Maiden!
by TedEye November 11, 2017
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Soy Milf

So bro I started bangin’ this Soy Milf at my Bikram Yoga class. Took her back to my place and got my chakras aligned.
by Round2_go December 30, 2018
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rain is a milf

rain is big hot milf from wales
by irisisaqtxx May 8, 2021
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Omegle Milf

Someone on Omegle that would like their mother to have sexual intercourse with a stranger. This Character also loves the fantasy of being verbally and physically bullied and having his / her money robbed
"Ooo Connor would you like to join me in having sexual intercourse with the omegle milf"
"i just had intercourse with a omegle milf , bullied her son and stole his money , that makes me a wicked badman"
"Chuck Norris had intercourse with the omegle milf but didn't invite Cameron or Connor
by Crimson Slayze January 11, 2023
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