Facebook MILF

Facebook MILF: Mother I'd Like to Friend

A friends hot mom whom you would like to "friend" on facebook in hopes of finding un-mom like and crazy pictures on her profile.
Jack: "Dude, Sarah's mom is such a babe."
Steve: "I know I need to add her! I bet she has some good photos, she's such a Facebook MILF."
by darein July 21, 2011
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MILF Maiden

when you seek a referral directly from the MILF to date her maiden daughter.

(All parties are adults)
Chris: heyyyyy good lookin, I love your spirit did u raise your daughter like that?

MILF: of course, they were raised right?

Chris: awesome, think i could take her out on a date?

MILF: sure, you’re handsome and charming.

Chris: oh fuck yeeeeaaaaaaaaah... can’t wait to meet this MILF Maiden!
by TedEye November 11, 2017
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milf clip

hair claw that moms wear to keep their hair out of their face
Look at Claire, she’s wearing a milf clip.
by adoredrat December 31, 2021
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Omegle Milf

Someone on Omegle that would like their mother to have sexual intercourse with a stranger. This Character also loves the fantasy of being verbally and physically bullied and having his / her money robbed
"Ooo Connor would you like to join me in having sexual intercourse with the omegle milf"
"i just had intercourse with a omegle milf , bullied her son and stole his money , that makes me a wicked badman"
"Chuck Norris had intercourse with the omegle milf but didn't invite Cameron or Connor
by Crimson Slayze January 12, 2023
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milf hunters

A clan owned by Anya Parkinson To Hunt down Milfs
person 1: are you part of the milf hunters?

person 2: yeah! i love hunting milfs with Anya!
by yami in the darkness May 15, 2021
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milf magic

when someone has a child and becomes hotter
guy 1: yo that chick became hot when she had a kid

guy 2: that’s milf magic bro
by basedmp3 January 27, 2021
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milf fish

A variation of catfish that specifically targets attention hungry MILFs by digitally impersonating a person the MILF flirts with.
I wanted to see how kinky that milf could be, so I decided to milf fish her for wins. Milf fishing is my favorite kind of catfishing.
by YAVETZ YPSILANTI May 24, 2017
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