pinwheel jerk

Used almost exclusively at Shaw Communications, a pinwheel jerk is a morale building activity similar to a circle jerk, but instead of jerking yourself off, you jerk off the colleague to the right of you.
"Oh man, VEX AND Growers?! That shit was awesome! I'm so happy thinking about it. Guys, pinwheel jerk time?"
by DarkCanuck12 July 25, 2017
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kamikaze jerk

The act of lighting a firework and ejaculating on it before it blows up on your genitalia.
"Dude, I got lucky with that kamikaze jerk on New Year's, I almost blew my junk off."
by Jeremy linn January 11, 2018
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Jerk Wagon

A person that has issues getting an erect penis after doing cocaine.
I can't have sex with Bam because he is a jerk wagon.
by Notlivng22 January 27, 2018
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fucking jerk

a son of a bitch ... or equivalent ... a bad person obviously
right he is a fucking jerk ... could it be the same as saying he is a motherfucker
by maryuwandpets May 15, 2021
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Jingle Jerk

“Yo Mark I did a jingle jerk this Christmas and my mom almost walked in on me”
“Well you’re lucky, she walked in on me jingle jerking last year!”
by Gamergranny December 25, 2018
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pendulum jerk

When two men attempt to jerk eachother off, where one man grabs the other mans penis with two hands creating a triangle shape with his arms and body and the other man only grabs with one hand. The man with two hands creates a normal jerking motion while the other only moves the penis in a swaying motion left and right creating the pendulum effect.
Tony and Dale had a pendulum jerk session yesterday after they came home from the club.
by Cheeze Webz October 23, 2015
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Jerk Theory

The theory that a girl is more likely to become attracted to a guy who is a complete tool and treats her with little to none respect over a nice guy.
I bought her some flowers but when she answered the door there was some jerk there too. He just handed me a book on the Jerk Theory.
by Thatone random guy May 05, 2014
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