Green Grocer

A derivative of the term 'broccoli', referring to marijuana. A green grocer is a weed dealer, specifically one who lives a semi-lavish lifestyle .. and deals in large volume. In the right context, this guy can be both a dealer, icon, and friend. This guy plays it safe and knows how to dodge 12. See 'Silver Grocer' for a weed dealer who's grown rich on hash. (In the trap at cesjds)

Guy 1: Hey man, you that green grocer everyone's been talking about?
Guy 2: Keep it low *whispers* Yeah I got that loud

by ImNotColbert January 10, 2017

green guilt

The feeling that you should do more to help the environment and save the planet.

Green guilt will make you donate money to plant trees to offset your carbon footprint.

by Jille September 27, 2007

Diseased Greens

a female with a hairy bush, with the clap or any other STD.

I went to lick the bald man in the canoe, until i saw the bitch had diseased greens.

by TLT INC. April 26, 2007

green smoke

the first toke on a joint. the person who lights the joint gets the first clean toke of green weed. after that every toke has resin.

"dude, gimme the green smoke!"

"nah man. the green smoke is mine"

by Ginger Kid-Rodriguez May 16, 2010

green spirit

Another term for weed

This green spirit is the shit man

by Green Spirit June 15, 2017

Green Mushroom

A person who insists on one-upping you everytime.
Derived from Mario Bro's -1up

Person A: "I sprained my ankle the other day."
Person B: "Yeah well I broke my ankle once and got the flu. Plus I haven't slept in 48 hours. I'm so tired."
Person A: "You're such a Green Mushroom, Nick."

by Meish September 29, 2008

light green

A term used in Marine Corp boot camp to identify a white recruit , from a black or dark green recruit .

All you fuckers are green now! Some are light green and some are dark green .I don't give a shit either way ! You are all worthless !!!

by Robery May 12, 2008