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bum fluff

Facial hair that is so sparse it can be considered as good as the fluff on one's bottom
That's not a moustache - that's bum fluff
by Gordon April 2, 2003
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corn bum

A secret society of naked hobos that live in cornfields. When the crops are harvested they run, panicked and afraid, into oncoming traffic.
That corn bum just threw himself at my car!
by Whitney June 24, 2003
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Bum-Mouthing

The act of putting your finger up someones back c*** (bumhole) and then inserting that finger into that person mouth via fish hook method

(this is rather like the RUSTY FISH HOOK, however this method uses the victims bum aswell as mouth)
It was early in the morning, tom and jack were lying together semi naked. Whilst giggling, jack casually... BUMMOUTHED tom

After the BUM-MOUTHING, tom was visibly shaken and had to lie down
by Joedude20 September 28, 2010
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Bum all

Not doing anything
Liam: 'What you doing tonight, Ad?'

Adam: 'Bum all just chilling'
by Rosezposez April 6, 2009
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Curling Bum

Defined by the awesome sport of curling. Curling Bum is the amazing tightness of a chick's butt created by prolonged playing of the awesome sport of curling. The characteristics of a Curling Bum is tight, firm, round and flexible. These characteristics are intensified when worn with Lululemon pants.
While in the stands at the Scotties Tournament of Hearts for the best Ladies Curling team, I have to shift myself in my seat mutiple times when stairing at the awesome site of these Curling Bums.
by dlink000 February 19, 2013
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Bum Squamp

Typically occurring at a night club or any other social event involving a crowd of people, the Bum Squamp takes affect when you (or a beloved partner) may be dancing and another individual places their butt (intentionally or unintentionally) on yours and begins to gyrate to the rhythm of the music.
That lady last night was totally bump squamping me OR Man I'm getting bum squamped right now OR Man I got a total case of the bum squamps
by Akshaark July 1, 2017
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Wee bum

A condition in which your asshole discharges frequently in a liquid form. Commonly occurs when you eat off the streets in Bali.
Oh shit Roy, I’ve me the case of wee bum
by Bucking boom boom February 1, 2020
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